My Butt

My fiend went away on a trip so I was stuck with my brother all day. He is punished because he has been bad, meaning that he can't watch T.V. so that means I cant watch T.V. either. So we were bored and somehow he convinced me into a butt bump fight. For a guy he has a big butt so we were playing and he decided that it would be funny to throw something at my butt because he thought it would hurt me. The thing is that instead of hurting me it bounced off my butt and back to him hitting him in the gut. I didn't even notice so I just bumped into him and he was bending over because his gut really hurt so i accidentally hit his face. His face is bruised now and he is now officially afraid of my butt. I am now very self conscious of my boooooty. Yup that's is just another day in my awkward weird boring life.